Tim’s Top 20 Number 92

OK, so Madonna has received a tepid reception from me overall when it comes to the promo tracks released so far from “Madame X”, lead single aside, which, with the help of 2 sexy remixes from Offer Nissim, stays at the top of the chart for 4 weeks straight! This is the longest a track has stayed at the top, unbroken, for 43 weeks, when Clean Bandit secured its 4th unbroken run at #1 with “Solo”. It would later have a further 2 weeks at the summit, but after a week of submission.

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Tim’s Top 20 Number 90

So there’s no change at the top tier. Madonna remains at the top for a 2nd week with “Medellin”, helped no end by the release of the $5 million performance the Queen of Pop paid for at the Billboard Music Awards. There are 4 more tracks to be released from “Madame X” before its full release on 14th June, including “I Rise”, which was released on 3rd May. Will Madonna manage to replace herself at the top of next week’s chart?

Although I slated Pink’s new album in last weekend’s review section, for being too bland or too crass, never knowing quite what it wants to be, the lead single is still a great stand-out track. It’s the runner-up for a 2nd week in a row. Her collaboration with Cash Cash also amazingly manages a 3rd week down the bottom end, clinging on for dear life.

Unperfect released their debut EP last week and their single “Gots To Give The Girl” benefits the most on this chart, following the inclusion of a new mix on the 5-track collection. The track is the current record holder for most returns to the chart after dropping out of it, with 3 returns since its initial release in January. The girl group also holds this week’s most entries with Marina, at 3 apiece. Marina hit #5 on the album chart with “Love + Fear” which is excellent as the album is gorgeous.

Now, here’s something I never thought I’d type. Bruce Springsteen has the highest new entry on Tim’s Top 20 this week with “Hello Sunshine”. It received a glowing review on the Smash or Gash page I posted last weekend.

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Tim’s Top 20 Number 89

So this week there are 3 new entries, 5 climbers, 11 droppers and 1 non-mover.

Following the release of the video, the shambles of an MTV interview and a full week of plays, Madonna and Maluma’s “Medellin” climbs 9 places to the top spot. In contrast, the single has hit the UK charts at her lowest ever entry position, #88. At least it hit #32 on the sales component chart, for what it’s worth.

All things considered that isn’t too bad at all. How many other 60 year-olds can say they are entering the singles chart in the first place? I can only think of Cliff off the top of my head. Even McCartney couldn’t shake the charts up last year when he released “Egypt Station” and nobody said anything bad so, all the people who say she’s flopping are just buying into misogynistic propaganda still strong in 2019. Bravo Madame X!

Pink’s album Hurts 2 B Human was released yesterday. I’ll be reviewing it on my next blog post, Smash or Gash. While the other promo singles have not been big hitters on the chart yet, “Walk Me Home” now hits its highest position to date, up to #2 in its 10th week. This has been helped by the release of a remix by R3hab.

Marina’s album has finally been released in full after half of it was unleashed online 2 weeks ago. Yet another track from it, “Orange Trees” is the highest new entry on Tim’s Top 20. The album will be reviewed in this week’s Smash or Gash blog post.

Daddy Yankee enters the chart with the help of Katy Perry, who also helps Zedd spend a 6th week on the chart this week. It’s a clever strategy considering her last album “Witness” was a bit of a blemish in her career.

Finally, Beyonce’s “Formation” enters the chart 3 years after its physical release after it was unleashed onto digital streaming services as an Easter treat. Its parent album “Lemonade” has also re-entered the UK chart at #11. Who run the world? This has clearly been answered now.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 88

It’s a very good Friday on this week’s chart, with the return of the Queen of Pop as well as the biggest supergroup since The Travelin Wilburys. 7 new entries, 2 re-entries, 1 non-mover, 3 climbers and 7 droppers make up this week’s chart.

After a 45-week absence, Labrinth, Sia and Diplo’s supergroup return to the chart and back on top as supergroup LSD following the release of their 10-track long player last week. “Genius” is the highest entry of the album’s 3 that appear on this week’s top 20, the other 2 being the album’s title track and the album’s 2nd single, released originally at the tail end of 2018. The album is a perfectly colourful fusion of pop, soul and electronic squelchiness you’d expect from the coming together of these 3 music powerhouses in their own right.

Sadly, the album is likely to miss the UK top 40 altogether. Another example of the project’s record label, Syco, losing the plot when it comes to promotion…or lack of.

Also re-entering due to the release of an album I’m glad I didn’t buy in the end, is the first single from Emma Bunton’s “My Happy Place” album, which is set to appear in the top 20 of the UK chart this week. Had 8 of the 10 tracks not been pound shop PA cover versions of random songs, and she’d done a whole album of original songs in the same vain as “Baby, Please Don’t Stop” we may be having a completely different narrative here now.

Madonna is BACK!!!! “Medellin” sounds like a natural progression from 2015’s “Rebel Heart”, fused with a more mature and refined take on radio of the last 2 years, making the release of the album “Madame X” on June 14th very exciting indeed. It won’t be a hit in its own right in the long run but, how many 60 year-olds can say their new single hit #2 on the global itunes chart within 48 hours of release? Bow down, bitches!

Also back is the Swindon songstress whose affected whine normally makes me switch off. However, like the Fifty Shades song before it, the production behind “Sixteen” gives Ellie Goulding a very strong start on the top 20. There are a lot of songs that are coming out at the moment that are blending EDM with 4/4 rhythms and banishing the minimalist plinky plonky bullshit of the last few years (refer to Justin Bieber or Ed’s “Shape Of You” etc.) to the pop dustbin hopefully forever. I wouldn’t be surprised if Max Martin had something to do with “Sixteen”, it’s very well produced.

Finally, I’m late to the party when it comes to Billie Eilish. I heard 10 seconds of “Wish You Were Gay”, thought I summed her up already and didn’t listen to her anymore. But, a colleague at work recommended “Bad Guy” to me and I’m now hooked. I haven’t given the album a listen yet. That will probably be later in the week.

COMING SOON:

There’s no Smash or Gash this week as there’s nothing new out worth mentioning.

I’ll be on the radio every Sunday very soon! More information as soon as I know.

Happy Easter!

Tim’s Top 20 Number 087

Let’s start with the number 1 then. It suffered a false start upon release of the comparatively plain original mix, spending just a week in the chart albeit at #3. The remixes of Zedd and Katy Perry’s collaboration have slowly but surely got it to the summit after a 3-week climb up the chart once again.

The song that just won’t go away- Heat by Kelly Clarkson was released on her 2017 album and now spends it’s 13th week of yo-yoing about the chart. It ties for the longest chart run of the week with last week’s number one artist Westlife. While “Hello My Love” lingers around the bottom end after a successful run up the top, “Better Man” quickly slips from 1 to 5 this week. Their new album “Spectrum” now has a release date of 6th September.

Marina of the Diamond variety surprise-released half her new album a week ago and as a result, she has the most entries on this week’s chart. “Love” is likely to be a contender for album of the year.

Calvin Harris marked the 10th anniversary of his first UK charttopper “I’m Not Alone” with the release of a remix package last week. With minimal help from the mixes but a large number of plays of the remastered original mix, it enters at 3.

The Dido and Francis Rossi strangleholds are almost over with just one entry between them in this week’s rundown.

COMING SOON:

Smash Or Gash- reviews of new releases from Sia, Labrinth & Diplo, plus Avicii and Emma Bunton.

Record Store Day aftermath.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 86

Westlife received the title of “Song of the Week” on the inaugural “Smash or Gash” review feature on this site. It now does what their previous song didn’t and that’s enter straight at number 1. Meanwhile, “Hello My Love” manages to climb in its 12th week on the chart.

Amazingly, 2 of the 3 weakest tracks, according to the reviews last week have 2 highest new entries on the chart. “Hustle” is the 2nd single from P!nk’s forthcoming album “Hurts 2 B Human” and it’s a bit of a non-event, but at the same time not offensive either (unless you have a problem with the word “fuck”, that is). Ciara’s new single was slightly downgraded in my review due to it not really going anywhere. But, I think it’s the mixture of middle-of-the-road, major key 90s-ness that has turned “Thinkin Bout You” into a bit of an earworm as the week’s gone on. I still think it will flop on the international charts though.

Further new mixes of “Body Funk” help Italian DJ Purple Disco Machine climb back into the top 3 for after a large drop from the top slot last week. A new compilation album from him arrives at the end of April.

Ariana Grande and regular collaborator Victoria Monet share the performer credit for the first time on a single on surprise release “Monopoly”, which is currently in the itunes top 10 in the UK after 3 days of release. The song doesn’t appear on her latest album “Thank U Next” and it’s unknown at this time whether it’ll appear on Ariana’s next album, which will no doubt come out by summer.

COMING SOON: On my next blog post I’ll be reviewing this week’s new song releases as well as a special review of Marina’s new digital album release of “Love”.

On next week’s TT20, will Little Mix’s “Woman Like Me” become the first track since Kesha’s “Woman” in early 2018, to score 20 weeks on the chart? It’s taken a battering on the rundown this week, with the biggest drop within the chart (down 14 places to number 20) so we’ll have to wait and see.

Also, I’ll be updating my Record Store Day picks in another blog post, as the annual event takes place in just 1 week from now.

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Tim’s Top 20 of Q1 2019

1. WESTLIFE – HELLO MY LOVE (54 plays)
2. Little Mix- Think About Us // LM5 (40 plays)
3. Marina- Handmade Heaven // Love + Fear (38 plays)
4. Calvin Harris & Rag n Bone Man- Giant (33 plays)
5. Dido- Friends // Still On My Mind (28 plays)
6. Unperfect- Gots To Give The Girl (27 plays)
7. Jax Jones & Years and Years- Play (23 plays)
8. Adelphi Music Factory- Javelin (22 plays)
9. CamelPhat- Breathe (21 plays)
10. Avril Lavigne & Nicki Minaj- Dumb Blonde // Head Above Water (20 plays)
11. Purple Disco Machine- Body Funk (19 plays)
12. Jess Glynne- No One // Always In Between (19 plays)
13. Francis Rossi & Hannah Rickard- I Talk Too Much // We Talk Too Much (19 plays)
14. Pink- Walk Me Home // Hurts 2 B Human (18 plays)
15. Emma Bunton- Baby Please Don’t Stop // My Happy Place (17 plays)
16. Zedd & Katy Perry- 365 (15 plays)
17. Dido- Give You Up // Still On My Mind (10 plays)
18. Francis Rossi & Hannah Rickard- Maybe Tomorrow // We Talk Too Much (10 plays)
19. Ariana Grande- Break Up With Your Girlfriend // Thank U, Next (10 plays)
20. That Kid- Take It Off (10 plays)

Tim’s Top 20 Number 85

So, it might look like a weird scenario at the top end of the chart. 2 re-entries right into the top 2 after an unspectacular set of results prior. Well, the main reason Jess Glynne and Zedd have suddenly appeared where they have is due to the stellar remix packages that have started to be released over the last 2 weeks. The Zedd remixes are particularly amazing: fast, ferocious, all with enough supersonic whooshes and vocal fudgery to wow any listener with a pulse.

“No One” has suddenly plonked itself at number 1. It musically sounds similar to her beaut of a UK number 1 smash “Hold My Hand” but, my main reservation with this song was the lyrics to be honest. I’m unsure how healthy it is for a song in the mainstream to effectively be telling listeners you need someone else’s approval to validate you. Maybe I’ve misinterpreted the lyrics or, not been listening to them properly. If you have made an alternative interpretation I’d be intrigued to know what it is.

Midweek, it looked like Will Young was going to earn his first number 1 on my chart since, well, probably as far back as “Leave Right Now” on an earlier incarnation of TT20, 16 years ago! It wasn’t meant to be and the shock WTF reaction at how great Louise’s first single in 18 years is, didn’t help either. The is-she-isnt-she-footballer’s-wife-ex-Eternal member’s “Stretch” is the highest new entry of the week, at #3, with Will Young, ahem, right behind her…

I don’t know what happened for it to take until a Missy collaboration, to be sleeping on the recent releases from the Meghan Trainor-esque Lizzo, but rap-product placement often works, as in this case. The sassy “Tempo” is surely not going to be a one-off song to be appearing soon in this chart.

Little Mix, once again, hog 20% of the chart, with tracks from their latest album “LM5” and hold the longest-running entry of the week with “Woman Like Me”.

Westlife are teetering on the borderline with “Hello My Love” but, it’s not all lost as they are likely to enter very highly next week with their new single “Better Man” which, I hate to say, was co-written by Ed Sheeran, as was the former hit.

COMING SOON:

I’m launching aseries of blog posts, highlighting the new song releases Dorothy’s mates and I would probably be most interested in….tentatively-titled “New Music FriGay”. Read first listen reviews of the tracks of the week, in anticipation of their arrival on future editions of Tim’s Top 20.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 84

There’s another big overhaul on this week’s chart, following a positive response to Status Quo founder, Francis Rossi, and duet partner Hannah Rickard’s new album “We Talk Too Much”. Tracks from the album, which sadly missed the top 50 this week in the UK album chart, make up a quarter of this week’s TT20.

“We Talk Too Much” is Rossi’s first new album since the death of the other face of Status Quo, Rick Parfitt, whose posthumous solo album hit the top 5 last April, and the first studio album to feature Rossi since Quo’s “Aquostic 2” in 2016, for which Rickard featured as violinist. This is how the latest team-up occurred. “We Talk Too Much” sounds like…if 80s Quo did country without the sad songs about someone’s man doing the dolly down the road’s daughter’s cousin behind her back rather than coming home for supper.

Dido’s dominance dwindles a bit this week, however she stil holds 2 spots on the chart this week, 1 of which is another track taken from the new album “Still On My Mind”. She is due to tour the world later this year.

Once again, Xenomania’s new girl group Unperfect’s debut single “Gots To Give The Girl” returns to the chart on the strength of another new batch of remixes being released, this time from the production house itself. Although the group are not quite making waves in the UK yet, they have hit Mexican radio charts and are releasing a 2nd single very soon.

At 6 and 7 are songs which sound like other big songs (but what doesn’t a lot of the time?) Rita Ora is on a 2nd song called “RIP” and this song sounds like “Tip Toe” like Jason Derulo. Daya’s “Insomnia” is like Kylie’s “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” which is certainly no insult. Hopefully both tracks have some traction on streaming and download sites soon.

COMING SOON:

Will Young has brought out a song that sounds like a 2012 Rudimental song without the whine of Sam Smith over it.

The Lighthouse Family are back with an UPBEAT song!

Tim’s Top 20 Number 83

So, this week there are 5 new entries, 5 re-entries, 5 climbers and 5 droppers. This, of course, means there’s a brand new #1.

But, let’s begin by mentioning the influx of entries from Dido. She has the most entries on this week’s chart with 5 tracks, all taken from her 5th album “Still On My Mind”. The album is heading for a top 3 position on the UK album chart this week. This will be her best chart position for 11 years. A more comprehensive review of the collection will appear on this site very soon. But, from the dominance on this top 20, expect it to get a good report.

My new favourite, Purple Disco Machine, scores a 2nd number 1 in just 6 months with a freshly promoted track from his 2017 album “Soulmatic”. “Body Funk” was released as a remix EP and has enabled it to enter the chart right on top. It’ll be interesting to see whether its longevity on the chart will be an improvement on the last #1 he featured on- a remix of Jax Jones’ “Play”, which left TT20 just 2 weeks after also entering the chart on top position. The song has had a rebound this week, re-entering for a 3rd week on the list, at this week’s #17.

Benefitting from a neatly packaged EP of remixes on Spotify, Calvin Harris’ “Giant” climbs to its best chart position so far (#3) and, guess what, the New Purple One is one of the remixers. Bringing disco house shimmying into 2019, is this finally the end of listless dance music ruling the airwaves? Everything is crossed…

Bananarama were a pop force in the 80s and have managed to continue for a further 30 years by being a gay scene staple, with a sadly cheap sounding, kitsch pop style. Their only saving grace being a Buzz Junkies remix of a Three Degrees song from the 70s (“The Runner”). Reuniting with Siobhan Fahey in 2016 for a tour seems to have reinvigorated the 2-piece studio line-up. Following a false start with the horrendously reductive “Dance Music”, they’ve released a 2nd song from their forthcoming album. Making an effort to not be a dismissive bitch over the whole affair, “Stuff Like That”, which isn’t quite as offensive, has managed enough streams this week to enter TT20 at #20.

COMING SOON:

My review of Dido’s new album is due later in the week

New entries on TT20 are likely from Daya, Westlife and Rita Ora in the coming weeks. They are unlikely to come from Iggy Azalea.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 82

So, 15 weeks after it was last at #1, Little Mix’s first single from “LM5” has returned to the top. “Woman Like Me” is now accompanied by 2 new mixes featuring a Nicki replacement in the form of Ms Banks and has helped with the track’s reversal in fortunes on this chart. Meanwhile, for the 2nd week in a row the group holds the most entries in a single week on this chart with 5.

Click here to read my post on the return of Emma Bunton and my ponderings over why she seems to be the favourite Spice Girl. Her first solo single in 13 years is this week’s highest new entry on TT20, straight in at 3. A new album follows in April.

Benefitting from curiosity plays of a remix package, Xenomania’s new girl group Unperfect’s debut single “Gots To Give The Girl” returns to the chart after a week out of it. Further, dancier remixes are confirmed to be released on 15 March.

I’ll be reviewing Dido’s 5th album “Still On My Mind” later in the week. The title track is the 5th song from it to enter the chart and is this week’s 2nd highest new entry, in at 8.

Last week’s returning chart-topper retreats to its lowest position within the chart so far, as Kelly Clarkson’s “Heat” drops 8.

Coming soon:

My new favourite mixmaster General, Purple Disco Machine has released a new single this week and is likely to enter highly next Friday. Also, Quo’s Francis Rossi and his new collaborater Hannah Rickard prepare the release of the album “I Talk Too Much” with a 3rd single release from it this week. Finally, the full remix collection of “Giant” has been released by Calvin Harris, so will this help the track reverse its downward trek this time next week?

Come back here next Friday to find out!

Tim’s Top 20 Number 81

This week’s chart is the post-Brits-effect list, with many of the tracks featured being from artists who featured at last month’s Brit Awards; the main beneficiary being Little Mix.

Following on from the essay I posted last week here on what the future may hold for the group after a lukewarm reception to recent album “LM5”, I gave the album another chance. Now that the hype around rereleased music for Christmas is over (I’m looking at the Carpenters and Queen in particular) I have been able to pay attention to this album once again. Although I still completely get why the album has returned the group back to their pre-Get Weird period in terms of sales, the collection actually has a number of gems, given a few chances. 7 of the songs feature in this week’s top 20, one of which (“Woman Like Me”) is also back in the top 2 after being rereleased with a remix featuring a rap by Ms Banks, reminiscent of the Brits performance.

Little Mix still didn’t quite have enough push to get to number 1 again, however, “Think About Us” has, impressively re-entered the chart at a very high number 4. It would seem last week’s disappearance from the top 20 was an anomoly, which can be partly explained by my reduction in listening to current tracks last week.

Also benefitting from the Brits is George Ezra who, prior to this week, had not featured in any of my charts. This week he has 2 entries!

I gave in my fan club membership after 2009 when it comes to P!nk (minus 2012’s “Blow Me” which was the exception)…it all got a bit too dull for me. “Walk Me Home” is very intriguing to listen to though. I’m still trying to work out what the hell the time signature is! Great, singalong song for the Radio 2 listener, which is no bad thing. This song may have a few weeks’ steam left in it yet as it climbs in its 2nd week on the chart, to number 18.

Calvin Harris’s superstar collaborative performance at the awards has helped the fortunes of “Promises”, which re-enters after a 17-week absence, and “Giant”, which benefits from one of my favourite newbies, Purple Disco Machine, remixing the track to hang around for a 7th week.

The week’s biggest loser, down 17 places and hanging on at #20 is Zedd and Katy Perry’s “365”, which hasn’t lit up any chart except US iTunes for about an hour upon release. It’s likely to have had its run on TT20 as well.

COMING SOON TO TIM’S TOP 20:

Emma Bunton whets the Spice Girls fans’ appetites with a new song called “Baby Please Don’t Stop”, which is ever-so slightly like the spawn of her 2001 UK #1 “What Took You So Long” and, her top 10 hit from her ’60s phase’, “I’ll Be There.” Released last week, this track is likely to enter highly on next week’s chart.

The Ariana tracks have hung around longer than I expected and a lot of the songs, admittedly, are earworms…others not so much… There’s still some life in the music from “Thank U, Next” yet.

The Bohemian Rhapsody movie is out on bluray and DVD next week so, there could be one or two entries back soon from the soundtrack.

Record Store Day is on 13 April and the list looks reasonable. Check out my other post “Got Got Need” with more info on this year’s event. (COMING SOON). Maybe there will be one or two tracks from the special releases make an appearance on the chart in the coming weeks.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 80

So, Westlife have climbed back up to number 1 to score a 2nd week on top with their comeback single “Hello My Love”. It’s still selling and streaming exceptionally well in the UK, 2 months on from its release. It recently passed its 3-millionth stream on Spotify UK.

It seems my prediction for Avril and Nicki sticking around the top end of the chart for a while was absolute rubbish as it suffers an 8-place drop to #11. This is even more significant given this week was its full week to be streamed.

Little Mix’s presence at the Brit Awards has helped “Woman Like Me” climb for a 4th week, back into the top 5 for the first time in 12 weeks. The track is also this week’s longest-staying song on the chart.

Let’s attempt a few predictions for next week’s chart, for what its worth…

Marina will continue climbing with her earworm song “Handmade Heaven”, Kelly Clarkson will climb yet again following another remix of “Heat” being released this week. Also, I think “Woman Like Me” will climb once more following the release of its Ms Banks version and remix by Da Beatfreekz.

Tim’s Top 20 Number 78

So, there’s a change at the top and it’s primarily due, not to primary artist Jax Jones, or even their collaborators Years and Years, but due to the stellar remix released a week ago by, who I hope provides the sound of 2019, Purple Disco Machine. A one-man gay night who, in recent months has already provided some much-missed sparkle to the charts with his 1st number 1 on the former Tim’s Top 10 in September 2018: “Dished”, which used the top line of Man2Man’s UK top 3 gay anthem in itself “Male Stripper”. Keep your ears out for another remix of his, released on Friday 8th Feb, this time refreshing Fatboy Slim’s number 1 hit from 1999 “Praise You”.

The Sound of 2019 is trying to be the Y2K Rebooted. Along with Purple Disco Machine, coming through is another artist providing a coat of sumptuous paint to the sounds of 20 years ago, CamelPhat, who could be mistaken for being Chicane for those who missed the fuss the first time round. “Breathe”, which scores the 2nd highest new entry on the chart this week, is currently a top 10 sales hit and is on a slow but, promising trajectory up the official UK charts.

The Chemical Brothers also had massive success in the late 90s with hits like “Hey Boy, Hey Girl” and “Let Forever Be”. They return after a break from the mainstream with something a little less daring but, maybe this is for the better, with their take on commercial disco: “Got To Keep On”. Unlucky for some, they enter TT20 at #13.

Saara Aalto has rerecorded her cover of the Frozen song “Let It Go” and released it on the back of her half-sung, half-ice-skated performance on ITV’s Dancing on Ice 2 weeks ago. This is Saara’s 5th hit on the chart following her Eurovision smash “Monsters”, Xenomania-produced #1 “My Touch”, “Domino” and “Walking on Nails”. She enters the chart this time at #19.

Coming soon to Tim’s Top 20:

Ariana Grande released her 5th album “Thank U, Next” on Friday 8th Feb. Can she score a hit that’ll topple the success of “Blazed” from last year’s “Sweetener” album?

The Brit Awards are presented on 20th February. Will anyone do an Adele and shit rings round the competition with an unexpectedly perfect performance?

Tim’s Top 20 Number 077

So this week there are 4 new entries, 7 re-entries from the top 10 format, 3 climbers, 2 non-movers and 4 droppers.

Kelly Clarkson remains on top with the remix collection for “Heat” still making a great impact.

Further down, the brand new girl group from Xenomania (Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Cher) Unperfect, make a great start with something so anti-Xenomania yet at the same time has an unusual structure for a pop song. There are lots of things to love about Gots To Give The Girl: The lead vocals, the low harmonies in the last passage which, in any other song would be a middle-8, the subtlety of every element of the song.

Dido has released a trio of brilliant singles from her forthcoming album. It feels like she’s really going for a commercial return to her sound, that has been missing since Sand in my Shoes, the final single from 2003’s Life For Rent album.

Little Mix hit 10 weeks on the chart with Woman Like Me. The LM5 era hasn’t connected with the general public the way their previous 2 eras did. Maybe a break would be good for them…saying that, their best singles came from before their commercial peak. Perhaps there’s another Wings or Move in them yet…If they want one.

Tim’s Top 10 #076

1(RE) Kelly Clarkson Heat (2 weeks) (4-OUTx24-1-)
2(1) Westlife Hello My Love (3 weeks) (9-1-2-)
3(8) That Kid Take It Off (2 weeks) (8-3-)
4(RE) Emily Blunt A Cover is Not the Book (3 weeks) (3-10-OUTx1-4-)
5(4) Calvin Harris & Rag ‘n’ Bone Man Giant (2 weeks) (4-5-)
6(6) Kyunchi Regina George (4 weeks) (2-1-6-6-)
7(RE) Dido Friends (2 weeks) (6-OUTx3-7-)
8(NE) Ariana Grande 7 Rings **HIGHEST NEW ENTRY**
9(3) Little Mix Think About Us (2 weeks) (3-9-)
10(5) Little Mix Strip (2 weeks) (5-10-)

Commentary

Tim’s Top 10 has been a self-indulgent chart I’ve published on and off for 18 years. It’s been used as a feature on numerous radio shows I’ve hosted or co-hosted and is currently contributing to Buzzjack.com and its weekly forum members’ collaborative top 75.

The top 10 is based on Spotify streams of songs released within the last 12 months or, newly promoted in the form of a new release campaign or remix package. From the first chart on my blog (this one) I’m allowing re-entries which I hadn’t before. This will help slow-burners have the eventual exposure it may have missed otherwise from my attempts at keeping it as fresh as possible. I’ve also scrapped my previous rule of 2 tracks per artist per week. If someone releases 10 bangers that all get enough plays then that someone will now have all 10 positions though I can assure you Ed Sheeran or Drake domination it will not be!

Kicking off my commentary for this week’s chart, Kelly Clarkson’s HEAT originally made the chart for one week in September on the back of a funky remix by Luke Solomon. 2019 starts with a deluge of wicked mixes which has helped boost interest in the original mix, first released in 2017 but first promoted as a single in summer 2018. HEAT has received 9 plays this week and re-enters the chart right on top!

Westlife climbed fast to #1 last week and a further 8 plays of their new song this week help it only drop 1 place. A new acoustic version, more akin to their stools and key change era, should help keep it at least top 5 for next week too.

Allowing re-entries has led Ariana’s UK #1 single 7 RINGS to enter TT10 at a relatively lowly #8. Prior rules would have enabled it to enter at #5 after 3 curiosity plays on the back of her name. Sadly, I think she will not be in the chart for a 2nd week. This song is certainly not one of my favourite things.

Some songs that will likely receive a look-in next week include Adelphi Music Factory’s 90s throwback JAVELIN and Xenomania’s new girl group proteges Unperfect’s debut single GOTS TO GIVE THE GIRL.

But that’s next Friday 1 February.

Thanks for reading.

Tim’s Top 40 Songs of 2018

Last year STEPS’ itunes number 1 single “Scared of the Dark” beat off stiff competition from Rita Ora, Shania Twain and Kesha to claim my most played new song of the whole calendar year.

2018 was, more-so than 2017, generally rubbish for new commercial sounds and I’ve found myself struggling to warm to the big radio hits that came to be. Still I’ve managed to compile my top 40 most played “new” tracks of 2018…though you’ll see a lot of the tracks are in fact remixes, soundtracks, covers and songs relying on samples of old tracks. Although I cling to a hope that I haven’t reached the age of “back in my day music was better than this rubbish” I am not particularly optimistic that 2019 won’t produce more reductive, minimalist or just plain shit chart toppers. So I’ll drink my bucks fizz and say goodbye to 2018 with this list of my 40 most played tracks of 2018. Happy “New” Year.

(Position Artist Song//Album)

1 Kylie Minogue Dancing// Golden (88 plays)

Kylie returned to form for her Golden year, leaving the mediocre Voice/Kiss me Once meh-fest well and truly behind her. As well as managing to score another number 1 album in the UK, her album has continued to perform in the top 40 intermittently ever since with numerous special edition releases at a time when streaming is dominating the commercial music industry. Kylie appears another FOUR times in this chart.

2 Clean Bandit Solo//What is Love? (81 plays)

3 Kylie Minogue Stop Me From Falling//Golden (63 plays)

4 Ariana Grande No Tears Left to Cry//Sweetener (57 plays)

5 Jess Glynne I’ll Be There//Always in Between (45 plays)

Following a fabulous run of hits and a smashing debut album campaign between 2014 and 2015, Jess Glynne returned to the top of the UK charts in January with her contribution to Rudimental’s “These Days”. Although her follow-up collection feels reductive when placed next to her earlier output, (she wouldn’t be the first act to try to capitalise on a formula that worked for them in the past) she still appears 3 times in this chart. Her most recent UK number 1 from May “I’ll be There” is the highest entry on my top 40 of 2018 at number 5.

6 Tyler Bates You Can’t Stop This Motherfu__er//Deadpool 2

The shortest track in my top 40 is a closing a cappella featured on the soundtrack to Deadpool 2. Holy sh!tballs…

7 Cher Gimme Gimme Gimme//Dancing Queen

8 Little Mix Woman Like Me//LM5

9 Rudimental These Days

10 Clean Bandit Baby//What is Love?

11 Purple Disco Machine Dished

Heavily sampling one of the gayest tracks I’ve ever heard, 1986’s top 3 hit “Male Stripper” by Man2Man, this funky track was a breath of fresh air upon commercial release in the Autumn but the saturation of plays caused the track to disappear from my playlists briskly after its 6-week stay up the top of my weekly chart.

12 The Beatles Back in the USSR //The Beatles

The 32 plays counted to help this 50-year-old track enter my 2018 chart as high as number 12, come from the new versions and mixes released as part of the 50th anniversary campaign curated by son of the fifth Beatle George Martin’s offspring Giles.

13 Jess Glynne All I Am//Always in Between

14 Kylie Minogue Raining Glitter//Golden

15 Azealia Banks Anna Wintour

If the woman is a homophobic, racist b!tch she’ll be her own undoing. Until then I’m down for absolute BANGERS like this. I’ll never meet the woman.

16 The Coral Eyes Like Pearls//Move Through the Dawn

17 Ariana Grande and Pharrell Blazed//Sweetener

18 Kylie Minogue Golden//Golden

19 Netta Toy

20 Saara Aalto Monsters//Wild Wild Wonderland

She was robbed on X Factor and the Eurovision. Fingers crossed it’s 3rd time lucky on Dancing on Ice.

The rest…

21 Cheryl Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy-Payne Love Made Me Do It

22 Little Mix Joan of Arc//LM5

23 Calvin Harris One Kiss

24 The Beatles Glass Onion (2018)

25 Cher Fernando

26 LSD Genius

27 Kylie Minogue A Lifetime to Repair//Golden

28 Jake Shears Creep City//Jake Shears

29 SuRie Storm

30 Rita Ora Let You Love Me//Phoenix

31 Panic at the Disco High Hopes//Death of a Batchelor

32 RuPauls Drag Race Cast Cher:The Unauthorized Rusical

33 The Cast of Mamma Mia Super Trouper

34 Kelly Clarkson Heat//Meaning of Life

35 Busta Rhymes Get It

36 Ariana Grande The Light is Coming//Sweetener

37 Janelle Monaé Make Me Feel

38 Rick Parfitt Without You

39 Nadine Gossip

40 Janelle Monaé I Like That