Tim’s Top 20 Number 82

So, 15 weeks after it was last at #1, Little Mix’s first single from “LM5” has returned to the top. “Woman Like Me” is now accompanied by 2 new mixes featuring a Nicki replacement in the form of Ms Banks and has helped with the track’s reversal in fortunes on this chart. Meanwhile, for the 2nd week in a row the group holds the most entries in a single week on this chart with 5.

Click here to read my post on the return of Emma Bunton and my ponderings over why she seems to be the favourite Spice Girl. Her first solo single in 13 years is this week’s highest new entry on TT20, straight in at 3. A new album follows in April.

Benefitting from curiosity plays of a remix package, Xenomania’s new girl group Unperfect’s debut single “Gots To Give The Girl” returns to the chart after a week out of it. Further, dancier remixes are confirmed to be released on 15 March.

I’ll be reviewing Dido’s 5th album “Still On My Mind” later in the week. The title track is the 5th song from it to enter the chart and is this week’s 2nd highest new entry, in at 8.

Last week’s returning chart-topper retreats to its lowest position within the chart so far, as Kelly Clarkson’s “Heat” drops 8.

Coming soon:

My new favourite mixmaster General, Purple Disco Machine has released a new single this week and is likely to enter highly next Friday. Also, Quo’s Francis Rossi and his new collaborater Hannah Rickard prepare the release of the album “I Talk Too Much” with a 3rd single release from it this week. Finally, the full remix collection of “Giant” has been released by Calvin Harris, so will this help the track reverse its downward trek this time next week?

Come back here next Friday to find out!

Tim’s Top 20 Number 81

This week’s chart is the post-Brits-effect list, with many of the tracks featured being from artists who featured at last month’s Brit Awards; the main beneficiary being Little Mix.

Following on from the essay I posted last week here on what the future may hold for the group after a lukewarm reception to recent album “LM5”, I gave the album another chance. Now that the hype around rereleased music for Christmas is over (I’m looking at the Carpenters and Queen in particular) I have been able to pay attention to this album once again. Although I still completely get why the album has returned the group back to their pre-Get Weird period in terms of sales, the collection actually has a number of gems, given a few chances. 7 of the songs feature in this week’s top 20, one of which (“Woman Like Me”) is also back in the top 2 after being rereleased with a remix featuring a rap by Ms Banks, reminiscent of the Brits performance.

Little Mix still didn’t quite have enough push to get to number 1 again, however, “Think About Us” has, impressively re-entered the chart at a very high number 4. It would seem last week’s disappearance from the top 20 was an anomoly, which can be partly explained by my reduction in listening to current tracks last week.

Also benefitting from the Brits is George Ezra who, prior to this week, had not featured in any of my charts. This week he has 2 entries!

I gave in my fan club membership after 2009 when it comes to P!nk (minus 2012’s “Blow Me” which was the exception)…it all got a bit too dull for me. “Walk Me Home” is very intriguing to listen to though. I’m still trying to work out what the hell the time signature is! Great, singalong song for the Radio 2 listener, which is no bad thing. This song may have a few weeks’ steam left in it yet as it climbs in its 2nd week on the chart, to number 18.

Calvin Harris’s superstar collaborative performance at the awards has helped the fortunes of “Promises”, which re-enters after a 17-week absence, and “Giant”, which benefits from one of my favourite newbies, Purple Disco Machine, remixing the track to hang around for a 7th week.

The week’s biggest loser, down 17 places and hanging on at #20 is Zedd and Katy Perry’s “365”, which hasn’t lit up any chart except US iTunes for about an hour upon release. It’s likely to have had its run on TT20 as well.

COMING SOON TO TIM’S TOP 20:

Emma Bunton whets the Spice Girls fans’ appetites with a new song called “Baby Please Don’t Stop”, which is ever-so slightly like the spawn of her 2001 UK #1 “What Took You So Long” and, her top 10 hit from her ’60s phase’, “I’ll Be There.” Released last week, this track is likely to enter highly on next week’s chart.

The Ariana tracks have hung around longer than I expected and a lot of the songs, admittedly, are earworms…others not so much… There’s still some life in the music from “Thank U, Next” yet.

The Bohemian Rhapsody movie is out on bluray and DVD next week so, there could be one or two entries back soon from the soundtrack.

Record Store Day is on 13 April and the list looks reasonable. Check out my other post “Got Got Need” with more info on this year’s event. (COMING SOON). Maybe there will be one or two tracks from the special releases make an appearance on the chart in the coming weeks.

#LM6? What’s Next For Little Mix?

They were the darlings of the Brit Awards 2019. Following a controversial performance of “Woman Like Me” where Jesy nearly got her tuppence out on national telly, managing not to mis-step during the awkward-as-hell, but equally hilarious, interview with show host Jack Whitehall, and THEN going on to win the “Best Video” category, with the aforementioned song, they had a decent night.

The award could have been for “Best Hair” for all it mattered as this award was, essentially a fan vote, based on who could get the most hash tags on Twitter. It would seem the Mixers (the fans) are a devoted bunch of girls and gays.

So what happened to all those people who got off the bus between their biggest era to date, the “Glory Days” album campaign, and this, the “LM5″/leaving Simon Cowell phase?

In summer 2018, following another successful tour, Little Mix were the featured vocalists on Cheat Codes’ most recent hit “Only You”. Formulaic, plinky-plonky EDM-lite for the Capital Radio listener to lap up. Even that wasn’t enough to reach the top 10 in the UK. The last time the girls were linked to a single, unavailable on any album, was when they teamed up with CNCO for a revocalised version of the Latin American boyband’s record-breaking smash, “(Bailamos) Reggaeton Lento”. This song, released in the UK just 8 months prior, smashed into the top 5 and helped propel (a 4th edition of) the 4th Mix album, over the million sales barrier, something they’d not achieved before.

Go further back and, Little Mix could have been as musically credible as Girls Aloud once were when they were released from the X Factor(y), by unleashing songs which bucked the trend time and time again: “Wings” (UK #1 in 2012), “DNA” (UK top 3 hit), “Move” (UK top 3 smash in 2013). The first 2 albums, “DNA” and “Salute” weren’t particularly big sellers- they sold well, don’t get me wrong, about 1 million globally between the pair of them. The music was well crafted as well as the injection British pop needed in the first half of this decade.

Rather than continue down the precarious route of music snobbery and turning into the NME’s bum chums, someone saved the group from Simon’s free-swinging axe, by giving them “Black Magic”. The song was the soundtrack to the summer of 2015 even though it had more than a whiff of 80s throwback to it. Being so backward-thinking was a pretty radical move. This song helped turn the group from fair-to-middling chart touchers to ring-shitters round every girl group since the Spice Girls 15 years before them.

2016 and 2017 saw Little Mix become Simon Cowell’s biggest act at the time and with it came a deluge of singles featuring tagged-on rent-a-rappers including Machine Gun Kelly, Stormzy and Kid Ink. Was this Syco’s attempt to break the group into the American market after the almost-but-not-quite attempt a few years before? Well, it didn’t work and the Mixers started to get a bit fed up of it. The Twitterati began to question whether the group would ever release a single on their own again?

So when “Only You” was the first new single in a while, there was a lot of anticipation. What a disappointment it turned out to be. Where was the bombast and sass that made Little Mix trail blazers? OK, so no act gets a 100% strike rate. (“Headlines” anyone?) Let’s see what happens when NICKI MINAJ is featured on the first single proper from “LM5”. Nicki can be the icing on most pop singles if she’s affixed somewhere in the proceedings. “Woman Like Me” was the start of Little Mix’s Year of the Woman campaign, aka the LM5 era. After the success of the last few ‘first’ singles from their albums, there was expectation for this song to blow everything before it out the park.

Instead, the song didn’t hit the top spot and 4 months on from its release, its UK Spotify streams aren’t as stratospheric as those LM songs before it. Never mind, the album will rectify this surely? The answer was a resounding “no”. Upon release, the album sold 50,000 copies in week 1, reaching number 3 in the UK, before falling out of the top 10 within a fortnight! “LM5” has now been out for 3 months, with a moderately successful first single proper and 3 promo singles which went OK. “Strip” was the biggest hit of the promo tracks, hitting the top 30 for a week. Not bad, but, in a market full of ladies promoting stripping back to basics, including the massive Christmas hit “Thursday” by Jess Glynne (who, coincidentally or not, co-wrote “Woman Like Me” and shares certain lyrics on this song with “Strip”) it feels like the track didn’t go on to become the runaway hit the record label hoped (the fact a video was made for it as well suggests there was an attempt to push this all the way). Again, something didn’t quite connect with the general public.

2nd single “Think About Us” has yet to even enter the UK top 20, even with a feature from Ty Dolla Sign, who helped make fellow X Factor group Fifth Harmony score their biggest hit with “Work From Home” 3 years earlier. The album has struggled past the 100,000 sales mark in the UK which is pretty awful for their standards and is so far their worst seller by a mile. Now the Christmas market has long died, which they relied on for the last 7 years to hit the massive sales, it’s not looking good. Is this the reason Simon split with the girls? He jumped as soon as he could see the Little Mix ship was sailing.

The group have stated that “LM5” is the album they always wanted to make. Maybe, too much input from the girls is the reason they’ve disconnected somewhat. Manufactured groups who go from having everything mapped out for them to trying to do it their way hardly ever works very well (examples: Spice Girls ditching their manager which undoubtedly helped Geri think she’d be better to leave, STEPS going for a more grown-up sound in 2001, Girls Aloud doing a song without Xenomania?!?!) Perhaps poorer ratings for The X Factor in 2018 and their absence from the series finale, which they were usually the star performers in these shows, meant too few people in their target audience were watching what they were doing.

Here are my predictions for what will happen next for Little Mix:

Once the campaign for this album has dried up (which I fear will happen sooner than anyone had hoped during its creation), they will announce an “hiatus” upon completion of their Autumn tour, for which tickets luckily went on sale before anyone could get used to LM5 (or not as the case seems to be). I would hope that the girls realise from history, that going solo probably won’t work out and they still need each other to be successful. So, they could return in 2021 for a 10th anniversary celebration and bring out an album free of featured rent-a-rappers, with a sound reminiscent of their “Get Weird” collection. Maybe they could do an Olly Murs and tag on a 2nd CD with their greatest hits.

I really hope Little Mix don’t quit altogether because the coins aren’t coming in as vast an amount. I don’t think they’ll be able to pull off enough of a credible facade to reclaim their former glory days without the power of the Syco machine chugging along in the background…especially when the music isn’t quite there either.